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shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
mugGet the shore hardnessmug.

shore Do

They shore do need to get a job.
by Shore do June 15, 2023
mugGet the shore Domug.

North shore

A school district located on Nassau County Long Island New York made up of Glen Head Glenwood Landing Sea Cliff and parts of Greenvale. North shore is known for their parties, girls and hatred for every other school district. Everyone from north shore thinks there superior to everyone and everything especially in sports. You know your from north shore when..
•Your school is always on the news
The middle school ruined your north shore experience

•You know someone with the name Isabella

•You basically live at the Diner or Pezi
•you hate Glen cove and locust valley

•You'll find racial slurs on the bathroom stalls

•People can tell your from north shore

•You know if everyone
That was a sick party

What do you expect, it is north shore !
by Hcienqid April 25, 2017
mugGet the North shoremug.

[going down on the shore]

A naughty alternative to New Jerseyans who simply go down to the shore. In this case, a group of two or more will hide under a pier on the beach to... smoke pole.
I was arrested for going down on the shore with the chambermaid from the Tropicana. But I don't regret it, it was sweeter than yoo-hoo.
by Joe Bands April 23, 2008
mugGet the [going down on the shore]mug.

Shore

People who are really lame say this and stop saying it immediately
Do you think I’m cute “
“Shore”
by Mtbears18 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Shoremug.

Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
mugGet the Snore Shoremug.

Salty shore

When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.
ashley pulled a salty shore around a small family while no one has noticed.
by your mom :p May 15, 2018
mugGet the Salty shoremug.

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