miles shannon

very cool big black cock money man

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind

by miles_2009 September 22, 2023

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

A Shannon

Having sexual relations with the secretary at work

I gave the new girl a shannon

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018

Shannon

a girl who masturbates in public

Shannon is weird

by SomeMotherFuckerFuckingYourDad June 21, 2019

shannon

the furry overlord who shall take over, and will steal ur man ;)

dude - o shit, its shannon

by xdemomorganissaltyx October 11, 2019

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017