When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
Get the shore hardness mug.Shore Sis is simillar to when you say I doubt that. It means that when someone says something that you don't believe or doubt you say shore sis.
by sy_urbandictonary12 January 11, 2021
Get the shore sis mug.When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.
by your mom :p May 15, 2018
Get the Salty shore mug.In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
Get the Snore Shore mug.A comment to be used when someone uses a phonetic spelling of a phrase or word (commonly the former) rather than the correct spelling(s). Play on words of "for sure".
by wound_out_ November 9, 2025
Get the Fore shore mug.A naughty alternative to New Jerseyans who simply go down to the shore. In this case, a group of two or more will hide under a pier on the beach to... smoke pole.
I was arrested for going down on the shore with the chambermaid from the Tropicana. But I don't regret it, it was sweeter than yoo-hoo.
by Joe Bands April 23, 2008
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