senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior scream

A tradition in some high schools (and maybe colleges) where at the start of the last trimester/semester of their senior year, they all gather and scream.

Person 1: bro, second trimesters over and third trimester starts tommorow. Are you gonna do the senior scream?

Person 2: duh! Meeting with the rest of the grade after school to scream and celebrate the beginning of the end of high school!!!

by notaTHOT March 3, 2017

Senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects approximately 95% of the senior population during their second (and last) semester of high school after receiving acceptance letters from the colleges/unversities of their choice. During this time, affected persons may experience lack of motivation, a major decline in fucks to give, and a burning passion to get the hell out of high school.

John: I haven't handed in that Biology assignment yet.
Mallory: That was due 3 weeks ago!
John: It's not me, it's the senioritis.

by princess787 May 21, 2017

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

seniorcide

A person entering old age who would and rather kill themself than grow old in some nursing home.

I'll commit seniorcide before I am stuck in a diaper in a nursing home somewhere"

by Deelang May 3, 2018

Senioritis

When your in your very last years in college, where your emotionally drained, you have no care in the world, anything and everything irritates you, you often skip class, lazy and tired aren't even the worst of it. A student will find himself/herself lazy and very sleepy. Your emotionally, physically and mentally drained. You tend to skip doing homework and try and stall by doing something else.

A college student who has senioritis would find themselves sleeping in their cars more when they should be at work and or in class.

by princess_ohana May 16, 2018

SENIOR ERNESTO

WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.

AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND

Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.

by HoeassErnie September 26, 2018