Pulling a Snellings 

Thinking about guys while in the process of making out a girl.

Jake: Why di Lina break-up with you dude?
Ben: Because I was pulling a snellings.

Pulling a Snellings by a ninjamanbear April 19, 2009

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers 

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Commonwealth spelling 

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

Commonwealth spelling by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Sealing 

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

Sealing by Gutbang November 16, 2011

snelling 

the art of posing, eyes closed, man embracing the woman in his arms as she caresses her face against his chest in an awkward 80's style photo

Those two must really love each other, look how they are snelling.

snelling by Dr. Carms October 28, 2013

Backseat spelling 

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

Backseat spelling by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009