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Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.
Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?
by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024
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seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.
by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019
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Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018
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Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.
Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.
by shanester1979 December 24, 2023
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Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
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Kitty from Seattle

A girl who sends you to Urban Dictionary to look up "Korean Baptism" only to find horrendous definition, totally vivid description. Then claims they had no idea. When they specifically told you to go there.
Dude, this is just like Kitty from Seattle
by sweven89 July 21, 2025
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Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.
"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."
by jussMicah January 1, 2024
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