flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open

That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open

by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014

nog season

The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.

I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.

by damonswrong November 29, 2013

physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 5, 2015

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

Rainter Season

Rainter season is a phase or time when the season is foggy, dull and rainy. It doesn't make any sense. You don't even understand what season that is.

This often happens in countries in South Asia.

Hey why is it so foggy but also raining outside?
OMG, u didn't know! It's Rainter Season!

by DayDreamer329 November 19, 2015

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.

“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.

by AK47! June 21, 2019