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Scrotum Scrubber

1.what you refer to a girl as with digust when being controlled by her boyfriend.
2.the female version of calling a guy friend a deushbag
Rick: Hey so you comin to that party?
Brooke: well CJ wants me to go to the car wash with him, and stop by walmart, probably wouldn't be too happy seeing other guys lookin at me at the party so NO probably not.
Rick: aw you freakin Scrotum Scrubber. speak for yourself
by ZACH & CJ November 19, 2009
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Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009
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scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.
1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.
by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011
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scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.
Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.
by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005
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scrotum poke

Rare scottish word meaning ball sack or bawbag this word is seldom used and when it is it is normally used in place of the afore mentioned bawbag to accentuate just how much of a fleshy sac of skin the person you are describing is. Can also be shortened to scrote poke
by fabiypt February 5, 2007
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scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
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dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"
by Stimy June 13, 2008
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