Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

Schlime

Schlime is your chill aura, your general immaculate vibe, the opposite of cringy children energy. Schlime is used in correlation to Nickelodeon all star brawl, calling a good player "Mad Schlimey" or having"Maximum Schliminess"

"Wow.. that guy has a lot of Schlime!!!"

"I dun got so much Schlime you can't even compete with your low Schlime level!!!"

by Schlimemeister July 6, 2024

Scalies

A disease one may contract when their testosterone reaches a level so low that they transition into a restless femboy. This detrimental level of testosterone induces what is known as Russell Rage - the act of expelling one’s left over stores of testosterone in the form of anger

Pablooo, you’ve got scalies bro!

by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024

Schliecker

When someone has simply delivered mega

Wow, he has such a Schliecker run

by p0r January 10, 2025

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026