A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half
by osownebfjc November 23, 2020
Get the lowkey sausagemug. (n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011
Get the chocolate sausagemug. When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.
Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!
by Mark, Ian, & Mike October 7, 2009
Get the Renegade Sausagemug. by princesspuff July 27, 2009
Get the Sausage Festmug. Filip's House
Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.
Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.
by Joe Murphy November 8, 2008
Get the sausage festmug. by Blackadder August 10, 2003
Get the sausage smugglermug. by Kara J May 15, 2016
Get the sausage effectmug.