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Aunt sandy

When someone you are smoking with gets the joint/blunt/bowl and talks until it goes out.
smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
by Opi8 November 13, 2011
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Sandy Cheeks

When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.
Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!

Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!
by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009
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Sandysaurus

A dinosaur that is amazing,and usually shades of purple.
'You are such a sandysaurus'
by Sandysaurus May 28, 2008
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sandy storm

When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.
Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.
by Frank Zamora July 14, 2008
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Sandy Melvin

When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.
"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"
by BDReeser August 19, 2007
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Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.
Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.
by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009
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sandy flamer

while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.
Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.
by michael c. m. c. May 9, 2007
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