Dirty Sanchez

Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.

Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".

by BornAJuggalo December 17, 2008

Forgetful Sanchez

This is where the woman has forgotten that the cock was just up her butt and the man sticks it up to her mouth and she starts sucking on it. Only to remember instantly when she tastes her own pooh on his pecker. Then the woman usually instantly spits out some brownish looking liquid and says 'Yuck!' See also Sneaky Sanchez or Dirty Sanchez

After anal sex your girlfriend goes to the bathroom and is sitting on the toilet shitting out the wad you just dumped up her ass. You walk in and stick your dick in her face and she starts sucking on it. She tastes the shit and spits in the sink and you walk out giggling and very proud of yourself as she's calling you an asshole. Thus she becomes the Forgetful Sanchez.

by Jiminy & Jenny Cricket November 6, 2006

dirty sanchez

A dirty sanchez:
(1) what everyone else said apart from that noob who was jizzing in someones mouth.

(2) a truly awsome (or disgusting) show on MTV alot like jackass but so much better as the welsh acent makes it even funnier and they are so much more crazy they should have been commited.

(1). me: "dude i should my finger in this girls ass when i was pounding her doggy style lastnight an then wiped it on her lip."
Rob: "oh dude u gave her a dirty sanchez? thats wrong mate"

(2) "you live on the bus you get fucked up on the bus."
"this isn't fucking gay school ya know!!"

by hazmat man August 1, 2006

dirty sanchez

Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.

I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.

by Magikpballa January 13, 2007

Dirty Sanchez

When a man stickes his fingers in a woman's pussy and wipes it on her upper lip after sex.

Before I dumped the bitch, I gave her a dirty sanchez.

by Sarah the MILF July 15, 2008

Samehead

Slang (colloq.) for a sufferer of Down's Syndrome or similar such birth defect.

"I can't tell one downs tard from another, damn sameheads."

by LewisTRapist May 13, 2005

dirty sanchez

1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.

1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!

by DËWadïct March 22, 2008