squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.

"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."

by BigGrabby February 9, 2022

backboard squirt

When you nut on her back

He finished off with a backboard squirt

by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.

1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.

by whitecocobella November 20, 2011

Hershey Squirts

When one gets the feeling in which they need to fart but a little bit more comes out of their anal vent causing liquid feces to drizzle down there pants.

I was in class when i need to fart but i instead got the hershey squirts

by BigKmunna October 14, 2022