squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu August 6, 2016

taco squat

The female version of tea bagging.

Girl: I taco squatted on a noob in cod after he tried to tea bag me.

by wtfkenny88 February 2, 2015

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016