uk spider

someone you cherish

I'm having a couple uk spiders over later for a jickle

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.

"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."

by somestonerchick November 28, 2011

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Spider-Byte

The Spider-man of (Earth-22191)

In a world where people spend their lives online using virtual reality avatars, a young woman named Margo decided to hack the system and create her own spider-powered avatar to fight crime in cyberspace. Recieved popularity from the movie Spider-man: Across the Spider-Verse.

Spider-Byte is so cool!! She can teleport!?

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Tub-Spider

Any species of spider that you find living in your tub.

Today, I went to take a shower and found a tub-spider.

by Th3BaconNinja April 18, 2010

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003