by Ladara September 13, 2014
Get the shipped mug.Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
by amnsiac May 15, 2009
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The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.
by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010
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Get the slippery cruz mug.After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.
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