Shat clubber

Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.

Them 2 shat clubbers shat all over me now my life is in ruins.

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 29, 2025

Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.

"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"

by Mordis September 18, 2018

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020

shat whag

A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.

“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”

by slagging ur nan February 20, 2023

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 07, 2017

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022