seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.

Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.

by shanester1979 December 24, 2023

Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Seattle

A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis

Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali

by berry macockener 425 December 14, 2022

Seattle corndog

The act of having anal in Seattle while your mother-in-law is asleep in the same room.

How was your trip to Seattle with his family? Well, let's just say he slipped me the Seattle corndog & I haven't walked right since.

by Baileyb208 September 9, 2023

Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019