Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 16, 2010

Screwdiver

Screwdiver:

A seahorse who pillages the aquatic underground in search of screws to use in slansix's dildo.

Tom is such a screwdiver that he found too many screws to put into slantsix's dildo.

by FAETALRYAN December 11, 2010

screwdiving

an act in which a screw driver is inserted into a man's penis

Harvey screwdived him self for pleasure. he was screwdiving

by peak times 4 u January 19, 2013

screwdl

A breed of dog that continuously humps. It never stops, even after it ejaculates. Experts suggest getting it de-sexed if you don't want a sticky house hold

"I just bought a dog!"
"What kind?"
"It's a Screwdl!"
"Aw! Cute!"

by pink_sandisk September 26, 2015

Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screwdriver

An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.

“Shut up, screwdriver!”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020