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stamping my rooster

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in
by tboner509 June 7, 2017
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Rooster

An older attractive gay man - usually over 40 who is in shape and looks so good he can land younger guys. Reference Chicken (younger gay male).
Mike is a Rooster! Look at his freaking body...he's hot!
by MiramarRooster March 7, 2008
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Rooster in my rari

Having a cock in your ass

Synonyms: Anal, Ass cowboy, D in the A
Antonym: Being straight
I met a guy at the bar last night with a nice bulge, and I wanted to put his rooster in my rari.
by Swaggintree July 4, 2012
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Rooster in a Hen House

A man who preys on vulnerable women. He infiltrates any place where women are in the majority. workplace, college, church and will destroy a family. He's a "Cum Freak." He will Cum in any female's hole no matter the havoc he wreaks.
A Rooster in a Hen House; is a man who meets one girl and sleep with her sisters, and friends.
by Low-Key Speaks June 23, 2016
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Wisconsin Rooster Hat

This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.

Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.

it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."

man 2: "how'd that work out?"

man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.
1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."
by brightnoah July 20, 2008
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Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.
Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.
by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010
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