Roblox

A game that is truly the best ever and gives young boys their first boner.

One day I was playing Roblox and my penis shot up.

by Dasdr February 10, 2019

Roblox

Where 5 year olds get there first boner and spoiled brats are fucking everywhere

girl: Abc to have s^x Bi3hes

boy: ABC!
girl: Oki daddy ;) meet at my place we can have hardcore s^x

*few mins later*

girl: Uhhhhmm AHHHHHH YES MOREEE DADDDYYY

**years fucking later**

*dis is irl*

boy: babe we have finnaly met and have seen eachother wanna have hardcore s^x then we can do it on roblox like we used too

*mins later*

Girl: UHHH AHHHHH OOOHOHOHOOHOHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boy saying dis in roblox: *sticks dizz up her p-----*

girl: gets preganatnntnntnnt
mMmMMmM LETS DO IT AGAIN BUT IRL

by Humans are fucking idiots May 21, 2019

ROBLOX

A game where you can build a game and also you can play other people's games! Build your avatar by using Robux and also use Robux to buy in-game passes.

I downloaded a game called ROBLOX.

by epicpoope September 13, 2020

Roblox

DA BEST GAME IN DA HISTORY OF LIFE BETTER THAN THE PHRASE EGG FRIED RICE!!!

Roblox is rice

by Egg Fried Rice February 1, 2017

Roblox

1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls

Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer

by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017

Roblox

Dating website that’s “free”

8 year old: “Hey, wanna date?”
Adult: “Fuck this I’m not playing Roblox”

by _Vehemence_ March 3, 2018

ROBLOX

ROBLOX: A fucking shithole game I first played in July 2012 after seeing my older brother play it. Got addicted to ROBLOX and to only realize that you'll encounter idiots threatening to report you just for winning on a sword fight match.

me: gg
Idiot: U IDIOT I WILL REPORT U!
me: lol what did I do?
Idiot: UR A HACKER!
me: no.. I played the game fair and square.
Idiot: NO U DIDNT! HOW DID U FLOAT IN THE AIR WITH THE SWORD?
me: Just double click while jumping?
Idiot: HAHA U'VE BEEN RECORDED AND WILL GO ON UTUBE FOR HACKING! I HOPE U GET BANNED FOREVER ON ROBLOX!
*Idiot has left the game.*

by GreenKid200000 xmas August 12, 2017