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Night Rider

A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".
Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.

Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.

Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
by nan March 3, 2005
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Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is a high-gravity, low-expense alcoholic lager beverage which comes in three forms: the 6-pack of 12 oz. cans, the 24 oz. can and the black label 24 oz. can, which packs a whalloping 8.1% alc/vol. It is also referred to by nominal social circles in the southeast as a Stiff Henry, for reasons unknown. Steel Reserve is a homely brew with a refreshing taste and high chugability factor. It also tastes splendid in combination with a cigarette. One can only speculate that it is costing the industry millions of dollars in deficit to market a 24 oz. can for a measly 99 cents. Theoretically, a homeless derelict of legal age can scrounge up enough money to purchase a can of Steel Reserve and get stinking drunk, presuming he did not first surrender his funds to a fast-food restaurant dollar menu. Additionally, Steel Reserve is probably the only drink which promotes Viking mythology.
Possible Dialogue:
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."
by Uriah April 26, 2005
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Reiser

1. A very common name for a man with an abnormally large penis and muscular physique.

2. A man with many hobbies, such as: Wood carving, Heavy drinking, Speed dating, Water Polo, Swinger Parties, and Ass play/Feltching. He also has a strange fascination with unicorns and other mythical creatures, like the female vagina.

3. Rythmic Gymnastics Gold Medalist in the 2003 Special Olympics.
by D*Star* February 3, 2010
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Strawberry Surf-rider

Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.
"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"
by lurkette May 4, 2009
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Cum Reservoirs

1) While doing a female doggy style, the male withdraws his penis from the female’s vagina prior to ejaculation during intercourse (coitus interruptus), at which this time, the semen ejaculated onto the female’s back is then being collected in the dimples of the female’s lower back.

2) While doing a girl from behind, the guy pulls out and nuts on the girl’s back. The jizz is then collected in the dimples of the girl’s lower back.

3) Indentations on a girl's lower back that can be used as thumb grips during doggy style prior to becoming filled with semen.

Synonyms: 1) Dimples of Venus; 2) Sacral dimples; 3) or simply, back dimples.
"I was at the gym (or beach) yesterday and I saw a girl with cum reservoirs on her back!"

"Ughhh... yeah, do me doggy style baby, and before you cum, I want you to pull out and fill up my cum reservoirs with your hot load!"

"Hey, wasn’t that scene in "Kick-Ass" awesome when Kick-Ass was rubbing lotion his friend’s back, and the camera panned down for a perfect close-up of her cum reservoirs?!?"
by icorruptedyou April 29, 2010
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Rise and Grind

1 - An Attitude, when first waking, to hit everything in your life, from your Treigning to your job, to the relationships and bonds formed with other people, with a relentless and progressive force; to always keep pushing towards success, and continual progress, through both happiness and hardship, with strength of character and unyielding resolve.

2 - In Life as defined by physics, a form of movement, in all things, that is of a constant, progressive state, that begins the moment one wakes and never ceases, even through rest.
J: "Rise and Grind, a Great day lies before us, time to push it to the limit"

K: "With the Olympics so close, it's time to Rise and Grind and begin another amazing day in pursuit of Gold!"
by Koalinho October 25, 2011
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BMW rider

Pfffft, check this idiot out... he probably rides either A) A Harley or B) A crotch rocket. There is no good reason to not ride a BMW. For instance, to answer the question, heated seats and grips are required when you ride in Midwest falls and winters, and hard luggage for when it rains. BMWs are on the road rain or shine - not like sissy rocket ricers who have to wait for perfect weather to uncover their bike. Harleys are just as awesome as Beamers unless you want your engine to rattle off the frame every week and want to schedule a tune up every month.
Get a BMW K12LT, K12GT, or R12RT and actually ENJOY owning your bike like all the other BMW riders.
by BMW Guy September 11, 2006
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