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relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.
My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.
by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015
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Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..
"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!
by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011
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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012
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babe relationship

when you aren't dating but you both like each other and you're always like hey babe, babe this, babe that
Girl: my babe is the best

Friend: you don't have a bf

Girl: I know but we like each other and I'm he is my babe,you can say I'm stuck in a babe relationship
by honey_baby October 18, 2013
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Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship
"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."
by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020
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Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
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No Relationship November

No Relationship November is when couples break up for the time period of Nov 1 to Oct 1. For single people they are not aloud to get into a relationship
“Do you want to be my Girlfriend” “Sorry, I’m in No Relationship November so I can’t get into a relationship
by MemeKing463 November 13, 2018
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