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reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.
I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.
by xraygoggles June 10, 2021
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Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.
Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.
by pandaman8 October 18, 2023
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Keanu Reeves

Guy 1- Hey that jacket looks Keanu Reeves!
Guy 2- Mission accomplished.
by StevenHarveysMustache July 11, 2020
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Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is when a white guy becomes black.
by xDeathx0 May 8, 2016
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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
by Douglas Young October 6, 2007
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reverse card

Revere's anything u want
Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*
by Emo.Starmack May 17, 2018
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reversed pedo

a reversed pedo is someone who is younger that like older guys I have to admit I am a reversed pedo. reversed pedo is the opposite of pedo bear
5 year old: hey wanna fuck me
20 year old: sorry I don't like reversed pedos
5 year old: well I'm almost 6
by PERSONONURBANDICTIONARY May 24, 2010
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