ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

by every good name is taken March 1, 2018

Ratchet Sandy

A nasty aged woman usually of Caucasian decent who is a judge mental haggard hoe and is mean as fuck.

She's such a Ratchet Sandy, no wonder all the whores around here know her....

by Hoe ass bitch from Jacksonvill July 14, 2016

Riverbed ratchet

One level lower than your average ratchet and resides in the riverbed sucking and fucking while stealing your shit, more than likely inbred

always broke cuz he be fucking with all them riverbed ratchets and still keeps going back. After them Riverbed ratchets stole from him they helped him look for his dope sack knowing it was in her pocket

by Big Daddy JP February 26, 2022

Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.

When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.

by CookE March 1, 2015

Ratchet-farm

Aka... trap house mainly occupied by females of all ages who look like bag bitches in training.

Can u give me directions to ur local 'ratchet-farm?'

by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 8, 2019

Ratchet Cap

Using the vernacular meaning of the word "ratchet"(i.e. a synonym for trashy, slutty, drunk possibly all at the same time) Ratchet Cap applies to a place that is so "ratchet" that it might be considered by passers by to be the most ratchet place currently in existence, or the Ratchet Capitol, which is too many sylables for someone who is actually in the ratchet state of mind. Therefore the term is abbreviated as Ratchet Cap.

Dude1: Dude Why are we throwing beads at these drunk Ho's? It aint even Mardi gras?

Dude2: nah man Panama is the Ratchet cap, don't matter when it is throw beads see boobs.

by The Ako April 23, 2014

Ratchet-Hillbilly

A woman who is known to be promiscuous and andlicentious. Having little to no morals and a background on the farm, anything is fair game. Her lack of education and overall high level of sexual expertise usually spells disaster for relationships lasting longer than 3 days or before the roofies wear off. STDs are common amongst ratchet-hillbillies.

Omg, you hooked up with that ratchet-hillbilly? You better change your phone number and go get checked out!

by Ole Dirty Brandon June 26, 2015