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Italian Sock Puppet

The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
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braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people
that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid
by niva01 June 19, 2023
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Japanese puppet state

A Japanese puppet state is a vascular and attractive Japanese man, who will take care of you when you are down, and, when necessary, invade islands with you.

Get you a Japanese puppet state, treat yourself.
Landon: Man I want to be a Japanese puppet state so badly
Yaseen: I want you to be my Japanese puppet state.
by YazzleDazzle June 6, 2018
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sex puppet

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought
kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!
by robby & kyle June 12, 2004
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Cunt Puppet

A person who is a total fucking useless waste of skin; a complete fucking slut; someone who carries more STD's then Teeth.
Katie: You are a useless father.
Me: Shut the Fuck up Cunt Puppet!
by YT (Yours Truly) February 4, 2009
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retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006
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sphincter puppet

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.
by chicken February 19, 2005
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