by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017
Get the Secret Puerto Ricanmug. Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
Get the Puerto Rican Pussy Pumpmug. It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
Get the Puerto Rican tax returnmug. “My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024
Get the Puerto Rican Shish Kebabmug. When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
Get the puerto rican relief packagemug. by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
Get the puerto rican cheescakemug. When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican pedicuremug.