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Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face
Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.
by NICK-P November 20, 2009
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puerto rican powerhouse

by r sizzle April 30, 2003
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Puerto Rican Men

Because It hasnt been difined yet.
by So this is an account, HI! September 4, 2019
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Puerto Rican Kiss of Death

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.
I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.
by Dundalk Matt July 2, 2007
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Puerto Rican pull out

When instead of wearing a condom you just pull out and splurge all over the girls back when you are about to cum.
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't
Don't be a bitch, lose the condom and Puerto Rican pull out you pussy
by Dothejohnwall February 25, 2015
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puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
by Roger E December 5, 2007
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puerto rican hot pocket

Taking a shart in a latina vaginia
Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!
by Mr_Fister89 February 10, 2015
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