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Prostitute

A night walker. A person standing on the side of the street waiting for someone to honk at them so they can go get some dick.
LOOK MOM, A PROSTITUTE.
by assassin of the arts August 5, 2019
mugGet the Prostitutemug.

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Friend Prostitutemug.

Political Prostitution

An act which originated in Iloilo City, Philippines upon which, in order to maintain political hegemony, canditates use political contributions of one candidate for the benefit of rival candidates.
Political Prostitution is commonplace in Iloilo City, Philippines where turncoatism and treachery is rife. This happened to candidate Manny Villar in 2010 in Iloilo City.
by Comelec November 20, 2021
mugGet the Political Prostitutionmug.

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
mugGet the message board prostitutemug.

prostitute salute

Well a prostitue salute is when you see a prostitute youve paid for before and ya wave at her by swinging your dick in the air.
Yo homie i seen that prostitute i had last night and i gave her the prostitute salute like a boss!
by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017
mugGet the prostitute salutemug.

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.
My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.
by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020
mugGet the wormy prostitutemug.

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