Rosy Pope

When you put lipstick on your butthole and give someone a kiss on the cheek with it.

Did she ever say goodbye before she left?

Yeah she gave me a Rosy Pope and ran out of here.

by StrawberryZachary July 18, 2022

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

by drjeco October 6, 2015

that's so pope

Intentionally forgoing luxury to hang out with regular folk. The phrase can also be used as a backhanded compliment.

Jason could have upgraded to business class, but he's flying coach instead. That's so pope.

"Did you see Amy's sweater?"
"Yeah, it's so pope"

by Jsucks November 8, 2015

Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.

That guy is parading the pope.

by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

Bavarian Cream Pope

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling

Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.

by vurtcat April 30, 2005