Poor Maori

A Poor Maori that thinks that they are rich by comparing there items with white rich peoples items and say RICH (item).

Ryan: RICH FORK!!!

Fraser: Shut up you Poor Maori you smell get some deoderant... oops you cant afford it!

by Smo Katenny May 16, 2009

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.

Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: You're poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off an buy me one of those Mars Bars.

by Sasa Bonsum February 15, 2006

Poor In spirit

poor in spirit- brokenhearted, lowly, poor, abused, used, the miserable people, the suicidal, depressed, downcast, the upset, the angry, the dirty, the prostitutes, the scumbags, the drunks, the druggies, the crack heads, the smokers, the losers, the pot heads, the churches, the schools, the governments, the people that think they got it, the people who think they don't, the people who think they got it, and the people who think they do, and the people who think they got it, and the people think they do, and the people who think they got it, and the people who think they don't. Oh, and did I say for sure the people who think they don't have anything, they for sure have it.....because they for sure have the kingdom of heaven, cause they do! <3 I know for sure they do. Cause it says right there in Matthew 5 in the Holy Bible.....The Beatitudes......Jesus Says.....

~The Beatitudes~

“Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.

Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."

by ~ED~ November 30, 2011

Poor Man's Helicopter

Known in the skiing world as a snowmobile. Used primarily by the over worked and underpaid Ski Instructor and, also by skiing white trash to access the back country.

Joe: We gonna take the heli to get back to that awesome chute?

Billy: Nah man I got some poor man's helicopters to get up back there. It will be way more fun.

Joe: Sweet man, lets go shred!

by M1ghty 92 March 25, 2010

Poor Man's Vette

Refers to inexpensive GT coupe from the late 60s early 70s the Opel GT. The car got this name because it looks very similar to the corvette stingray

poor old bill could only afford a poor man's vette

by opelgt March 31, 2012

poor bragging

Complaining (bragging) that you are "poor" when, by the definition of poor / poverty, you aren't remotely poor. Complaining that you can't afford something you want, which, in your mind, makes you poor.

I can't afford tickets to Beyonce's concert because I'm soooooo poor! - Tweeted from my iPhone 6s. # poor bragging

by Rj19972000 September 14, 2016