Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.

Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011

Poon Nazi

1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.

Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.

by Cookies52 March 15, 2009

poon stank

a rather funky smelling vagina.

"man, i heard you got some good pussy last night?"

"yeah, but she had some wicked poon stank"

by The-Mathias July 1, 2008

poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008

poon cloud

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud

Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.

by Adam March 23, 2004

poon pie

a slang word for vagina, etc...

man, i was knee deep in some poon pie last night...

by n30 August 26, 2005

Poon Raider

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.

Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently

by poonraider1 July 29, 2010