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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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freak pool

A term to define a high concentration of individuals in one location at one time.
You should have seen the high level of computer programmers in the freak pool of first year university.
by flindersstation June 11, 2014
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après-pool

That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.
I'm not planning on swimming to long, so my après-pool lewk has to be on point.
by 🍒 September 12, 2017
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Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.
That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.
by carson neal June 28, 2023
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kit pool

Kit Pool is hot and sexy!!!!
by yourmom096433456789 May 16, 2018
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Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it
Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters
by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019
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Pool fries

French fries served at pool side but eatin soggy after leaving them on your lap with your feet in the pool. An embarassing snack created by Meek Mill.
why does he keep posting weird shit? Idk he must be off the pool fries lol
by Snaptrapgod November 29, 2021
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