Poofty-sos

A wager

Billy wager is a poofty-sos

by Bend send July 31, 2016

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

poontang city

a city invlolving a lot of "poontang pie", people usually go there to get some *some sex*. poontang city is where anyone whos gotten laid owns a house, or if you have big cock then you own a mansion

1.) i heard there was a party in poontang city but i came too early

2.) hey bro, lets got to poontang city

by slappa dick December 9, 2008

poontang clan

A 5 a side football team (or soccer team) which is played in doors, the poontang clan are a violent bunch for football hooligans, who are dirty and foul mouthed.
Also the best damn 5 a side team in england.

1) Alan hanson:- the poontang clan have suffered another heavey defeat tonight there john,
John mottson:- yes alan, they have

2)we love you poontang we do, oooh poontang we love you

by the poontnag man June 9, 2007

Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"

HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA

by DEMON GOD May 8, 2003

Poofticle

A poof's testicle.
Often hurled as an insult.

"Yeah, well, you're a poofticle"

by jonoeeL February 24, 2009

Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

by leverman August 20, 2020