Love poke

Any appendage belonging to one person, inserted in any way into any available orifice belonging to his or her partner/desired partner, necessarily followed by the exclamation: "Love poke!" A finger in the ear or tongue in the belly button may both constitute a love poke.

Rule of thumb: any appendage; any orifice.

She was momentarily distracted by X Factor, so I took the opportunity to give her a quick love poke.

by NewMountie November 22, 2009

mind-poking

The act of playing with another persons mind, this usually also includes an aspect of testing the subject's reactions.

"Jill asked me to drink her blood on halloween!"
"Don't worry, she was just mind-poking you!"

by Chrome November 17, 2012

Pokimane

A hypocritical "content creator (if you can even call the creature that) who's the main fanbase consists of simps who jerk off to it and give her 1000 dollar donation to join the simp cult. This is so that it can use them to copy write strike a video that uses 15 seconds of its content in total even though its main content (on twitch and youtube) is to eat and react to entire clips, up to 60 seconds long of other people videos.

I was tortured in a Russian prison camp. where I was forced to watch pokimane's content which looked like and sounded like, Pinocchios erect twisted nipples with erectile dysfunction with internal pp bleeding and the iPhone 11s camera

by BUMBSACK September 13, 2020

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

Poking Smot

What "smoking pot" sounds like after 6 bowls

"What are ya'll doing?"
"well, we WERE poking smot"

by Sara March 27, 2003

Pokemaster

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!

by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

pokemon showdown

An awesome website where you can battle pokemon online. How cool is that?

Guy 1: You going on Pokemon Showdown tonight?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

by Imarandompersonseriously April 9, 2014