pigeon

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

Stupid pigeon pooped on my car!

by Laser Potato August 23, 2004

piano

Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother:Ok little Adam, it's time to learn piano.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!

5 YEARS LATER

Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.

by Piano-hater June 7, 2004

pigeon

A no-value person who flies into a meeting, eats all the food, shits on everyone, and then flies away.

Tom is such a pigeon at board meetings.

by Bobsled10 July 18, 2022

Pigeons

- A Serb (Cigan as they call themselves), pertaining to Serbia, its inhabitants, or their language
- A native or inhabitant of Serbia
- The Slavic language spoken in Serbia and adjacent areas
- A person whose background is Serbian or somewhat Serbian

A Pigeon is Somebody who is a pussy so they take it out of a girl, they build walls around their home for the woman in their home country, like borat, (no joke).

Pigeons infest places and reproduce like rats before selling their daughters for a case of beer.

Pigeons will only fight in large numbers against a single person or couple.

by DamirIlich May 26, 2009

Dead Pigeons

A descriptive phrase used to say something is boring.

This church party is dead pigeons. Lets go smoke some tree.

by Reverend Chance August 11, 2010

cheesy pigeon

The Cheesy Pigeon

When you rub an uncleaned bellend on a dead pigeons lifeless body and peck away at the bell (covered in cheese) with its beek.

Then fuck its corpse!!!!!

My cheesy pigeon is cheesy

by Potts Racing July 4, 2014

pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)

PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned

by Aleb July 22, 2008