Porkin The Piggy

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

Piggy

Somebody who is so annoying you can't go on without punching them, like you can't go on without petting piglets.

Me: Dude! I wrote a joke-poem for you.
Friend: You mf, you compared me to Piggy!

by Aaarrrr January 14, 2021

The Old Colodaro Piggy Back

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.

I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!

by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022

Snorty piggie

The act of putting ones foot in your nose while it is full of mucous and blowing

Yeah bro he gave him a snorty piggie

by bearmilk September 6, 2024

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Piggy Tan

When someone is being ridiculous or funny. Slang word. For fun.

Don't be a piggy tan.

by vampculture77ashmoon September 29, 2021

Piggy Peggy

A fat ass pig who lives at 511 north ave Girard Ohio

Do u hear a fat ass pig named piggy Peggy oink?

by Mexican Puppet and Piggy Peggy September 22, 2025