pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Pedro

Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea

Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him

by UnknownLord January 30, 2020

adro pedro

HE IS A Fat Ass hE dosent care abortus anyir

Adro Pedro is fat dont

Go near him

by Pony dude101 May 18, 2018

Pedro

A dumb skinny bitch that goes to RHS and has a dumb ass tik tok

Guy 1:hey have you seen Pedro’s new tik tok?
Guy 2: nah he looks like he rips ass in bed all day

by Jejdhsjs December 7, 2022

Pedro

Pedro is a word for your man's large hard ass cock.

Baby , how bout you give me some "Pedro " later on.

Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!

by Big tits with a crown July 29, 2022

Pedro-Effect

When your name is Pedro and inexplicable shit happens to you and only you for no reason.

-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect

-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect

by Dr.Void May 14, 2017

Pedro

Pedro is someone who when you first meet is the worst person ever to you. Then somewhere down the road Pedro becomes someone you can't live without. He is someone who 50/50 smart and dumb. But truly he's someone who will stay by your side. He also brings out the best in you.

You know you and Pedro bring out the best in each other.

by TayTay47 March 23, 2023