pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Pedo

Probably your uncle

“Look at that pedo over bye the gate“ “dude that’s my uncle”

by Your_local_lesbo November 1, 2020

Pedo

That old man Mr.Jenkins across the street.

Bobby: Hey Timmy! Want to come to my house after school?
Timmy: Hell no, that pedo Mr.Jenkins lives next to you. I’m not getting my butt touched today.

by Ecua73 October 30, 2019

Pedo

Some twisted fuck how likes kiddies!

Lochlann is pedo he watches the kiddies as they come bouncing out of school and he has 1000 inch bonner as he does it

by Cheeky nando's 72 December 7, 2021

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

Pedo-child

A Prepubescent/pubescent child who is sexually attracted to children that are younger then they are

That pedo-child teen is trying to touch that prepubescent child
That prepubescent child is being hit on by a pedo-child teen

by Benjamin E Roles December 7, 2024

Pedo

Marcus

Marcus is a pedo for hitting on a yr 9

by Longjohn103 October 1, 2023