Pwned

Synonym for schooled, served, burned, etc. It is actually pronounced as poned too. I don't get why it's a w. Who does though?

Girl 1: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Girl 2: *thinking* You better back up bitch!
Girl 3: *up in Girl 2's face* OH! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!

by SUCK IT YB April 6, 2009

Brain-Panned

past tense Verb; The act of causing one to loose ones train of thought as well as the ability to carry on thoughts associated with said sequence of thought

"I kept trying to study but my friends totally brain-panned me this weekend"

"Me and my girlfriend were about to go at it and then you came in and brain-panned us!"

"I've been trying to look up what was wrong with my car and youtube brain-panned me"

by jseow August 23, 2011

pwned

when someone kills you on xbox live and he fills retarded so he says u got pwned

Gamer #1 You Suck Balls. Gamer #2 Shut Up NIGGER U got pwned

by Tyler MAC August 13, 2005

panned

to get drunk or stoned or anything along those lines, similar to saying smashed or fucked up

Yo, I went to this bar last night and got so panned! I'm never drinking again!

by Jasmin May 7, 2005

pwned

the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00
n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

by dan December 1, 2003

pwned

spelled many ways: (verb)
-PWN3D
-P'N3D
-Pwned
1) Means to OWN or defeat someone with a great reaction.
2) To annihilate or kill.
3) To fight then grab one of their possessions.

1) You see that fucking bitch on the comp. screen, we PWN3D him!
2) Bloody hell, mate, you PWned him!
3) The robber picked a carlock, broke in, and PWN3D his IPod Nano!

by Edai December 31, 2006

pwned

Being beaten in a march madness bracket by a skinny engineer named Vinny.
owned
beaten
engineer
ballin
basketball

Dan's picks were soo bad Vinny pwned him without ever watching basketball.

by DJ11 December 15, 2008