Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
Paw Paw for Jesus!
by annmartina May 07, 2024
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paw fetish

A sexual attraction to paws similar to a foot fetish
Jerry7 has a total paw fetish
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santa paws

santa paws
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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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Paw Print

When a dirty-ass female is on her period, whilst in a hurry, and she leaves a perfectly visible, easily distinguished bloody pussy print on the toilet seat. sometimes theres another full one or half pressings that accompany the first - hence making it look like a small series of paw prints on the toilet seat... that the dirtyy-ass female doesnt even bother cleaning up and is long gone by the time the trail is discovered. This particular genus of female carves a path of filth throughout Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, and Sun Valley or the greater San Fernando area
Which one of you nasty ass females left some dirty fuckin bloody paw prints on the toilet seat just now? unfuckinbelievable!
by RussianRabies February 26, 2023
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Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.
Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.
by Bernissimo February 04, 2010
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cookin paws

I be in the kichin'cookin paws with my baby, nigga!!!
by Bootstrapsteve July 21, 2017
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