dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

supreme patty

Someone who lives off of smoking blunts all day.

Bro Todd is such a supreme patty.

by Danknihga666 June 30, 2017

Travy Patty

Someone that plays genshin impact or any other anime games and never gets off of them. And is mostly likey overweight. And gets no bitches

Travy Patty is always on genshin impact

by leng u fam December 11, 2022

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are two cartoon characters from the Simpsons, they are Marge Simpson's two older sisters. When Patty and Selma were children they were very unfriendly with their sister Marge and disagreed with her wanting to be an astronaut by saying "Women cannot be astronauts" . When Patty and Selma became adults even though they are still adults they seemed to be more friendly with their sister Marge and are a fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They do not like Marge's husband Homer Simpson and wanted Marge to marry Artie Siff instead of Homer.

Similarities between Patty and Selma:
•They both smoke
•They both hate Homer Simpson

•They both work on the DMV

•They both share the same room in their apartment

•They are twins

Differences between Patty and Selma:
•They both have afros but in different shapes, Patty's afro is round in the shape of a ball while Selma's afro is in the shape of a letter 'M'
•Patty wears a pink dress with short sleeves while Selma wears a blue dress with no sleeves

•Patty totally hates Homer Simpson and has never been nice to nice to Homer before while Selma is rarely nice to Homer but most of the time she hates Homer as well as Patty. This message from above shows you that Patty is more hostile to Homer than her twin sister Selma
•Patty is a lesbian while Selma is a heterosexual

•Patty is a severe snorer when she sleeps while Selma doesn't snore at all

When Marge Simpson had to go to Rancho Relaxo, Bart and Lisa had to stay with Patty and Selma while Maggie got to stay in the Simpson's house with Homer. Bart and Lisa were very unhappy when they had with Patty and Selma for one week, Bart had to sleep with Patty who snores while Lisa had to sleep with Selma who doesn't snore.

by Eoin January 8, 2017

sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube. No more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

chodan-patti

A Hindi slang word defining a sexual act in which the female is blind folded (patti- cloth used for blindfolding) and fucked till her pussy/ass is sore (Chodan- rough dicking).

Friend 1- Did you see Puja enter that shady alley yesterday?
Friend 2- Probably doing chodan-patti with strangers.
Friend 1- Yeah right.

by Notmyrealname? September 13, 2021

man patty

An exceptionally attractive male specimen, having such qualities as manly muscles, facial hair, charm,etc. Man patties can can be said to exist with or without cheeze, depending on the degree of hotness.

"Oh girl! Did you see that delicious man patty in the bar? Mmmm! I wanna take him home!"
OR:
"Hey did you see that dude? He was a hot man patty.... with cheese baby! Yummy!"

by thebigT-rex February 2, 2009