National Fight With Your Partner Day.

On November 19th, You simply have an argument with your partner/friend with benefit/significant other...for fun!

John: Fuck you Alana.
Alana: Excuse me?
John: It's National Fight With Your Partner Day.

by skeet's street November 19, 2022

Murder Your Mean Partner Day

The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!

by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

by spookiespringles June 29, 2023

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

submissive sex partner

A partner(usually bottom and female)is forced to have sex for their masters enjoyment.

Tena:did you see Caroliea she is so the submissive sex partner.

by She's my pookie December 3, 2023

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024