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Paris-Palin

When a woman (especially a white woman) who acts like Paris Hilton (sleeps around, takes drugs, parties extremely hard, very wild, impossible to control), and then one day tries to act like Sarah Palin (Christian, stuck up, acts like she is better than everybody else, passes judgment on everyone else, conservative, fake role model) like she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.
You see that girl in the white dress, she went Paris-Palin, she doesn't know who her babies daddies are, but now tries to act like a preacher's wife.
by honkey501 June 26, 2009
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Paris Hilton

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.
Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!
by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005
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paris hilton

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."
by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005
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Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.
by Jon April 14, 2005
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Paris Hilton

an ungrateful, ludicrous, disgusting, unnatractive, bored and sexually active member of the "Hilton" clan. One of the heirs of the Hilton hotel fortune.
Paris Hilton stole a copy of her sex tape from a street vendor claiming her young fans "came by there all the time".
by Olive May 13, 2005
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often checked in and out of
"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"
by LINDAR May 30, 2006
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Parisian Soft-Sword

The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.
Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.

Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!

Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.
by Beringer2 September 25, 2010
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