Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

Preston Marks

Preston Marks is the best person ever to exist in the history of ever he has also been in debt to Liran Dvorkin multiple times, He is amazing at fortnite, and has cdk in blox fruits, do not mess with him, of you will be deleted from existence

Liran Dvorkin: u in debt boi
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*

by Randomurbandude October 6, 2023

Preston

Some little Gamecock kid.

Preston moment

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Preston

Preston- An undiscovered gem in bed, darker hair, blue eyes and beautiful lips. Everything a female would want in a man. Although his cute smile can turn into a soul deprecating stare, real quick.

I would let Preston do anything to me

by Dhdodj December 2, 2021

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020