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Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf
by dogboy15 July 23, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Golfmug.

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.
The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.
by Bluebrees September 17, 2008
mugGet the travel pocketmug.

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.
Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)
by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009
mugGet the Pocket Totsmug.

Joey Pocket

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t
Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"
by NickW275 January 20, 2020
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back pocket

having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.
it's a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they're the ones really running things.
by hipster September 6, 2004
mugGet the back pocketmug.

slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.
Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.
by b. robertson June 4, 2007
mugGet the slosh pocketmug.

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.
Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
mugGet the Pocket Jacksmug.

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