Poot

When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time

I accidentally pooted again

by Chuggus July 9, 2021

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021

Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.

Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017