pantload

Noun: A lie, an exaggeration, or "bullshit."

Iraq tried to obtain enriched uranium from Niger? What a pantload.

by notarealdoctor January 18, 2004

patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.

Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.

by Peters November 25, 2005

pantie-dom

were a girl is wearing only her panties and instead of fucking her in the pussy with a condom you use her panties as a condom.

dude Ashley loved the pantie-dom i showed her.

by rufus is me February 20, 2009

pation

"passion" in arminian'';;

a lingustic mistake : I pation you

by sushi2 February 9, 2009

panties

A device usually made of fabric used to protect the delicate outer parts of the vagina. Can also be made from more durable materials such as steel, iron, or leather...

Not the best thing on earth, but right next to it...

She's got little hearts on her panties!

After I spent the night at her house, she gave me a pair of her sweet sheets as a souvenir.

by Constable Clitoris November 12, 2010

panto

an orgasm in your pants

Whilst the girl played footsie like a schoolgirl with the boy, she had a panto.

I just panto-d. Damn.

by yellowcracker October 7, 2010

COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009