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Optiminal

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.
Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.
by Proto :D May 4, 2020
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Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.
Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.
by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009
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miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.
by missnegative December 7, 2010
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Youngstown Option

When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.
"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"

"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."
by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013
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delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.
Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic
by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021
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binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.
I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!
by Skate finder April 22, 2021
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The TK Option

Named after the PUA of this move, @TK, "The TK Option" is a player's all or nothing technique where you kiss a girl out of the blue in order to gage her level of interest or potentially raise her interest in you through the bold action. ideally, you should kiss her 6-7 times for a full effect.
Jack: I don't know if Anna is interested in me man
TK: wait hold up...have you tried "The TK Option"?
Jack: Yeah! I kissed her once and nothing happened!
TK: You are supposed to do it 6-7 times smh
Jack: ...I fucked up....
by thenumbaoneption April 14, 2022
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