Piss and tell

An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.

Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!

by Medicine Man Dusty October 28, 2010

Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

stoner piss

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

by fiend420 November 28, 2009

bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008

Fish Piss

Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.

"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."

by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020

Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

by Blkdaimond May 31, 2011

Piss machine

Another word for your junk

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine

by Lysy November 9, 2020